If we’re friends, there’s a 106% chance that I’m always petrified that you secretly hate me.
If we’re friends, there’s a 106% chance that I’m always petrified that you secretly hate me.
(Source: rollinghillsandwindmills)
(Source: lovelightgold)
Do you ever fear rejection so much, that you reject yourself for others before they can reject you?
ALL THE FREAKING TIME
that’s actually a personal policy of mine
YES! And that was the story of how I got my second girlfriend to dump me withing a week.
(Source: patrickdempseys)
this little shit
(Source: okaayawesome)
so uh. does anyone remember that guy that I told you about who asked me for a lap dance and I was like “nah bro”. well. uh. He’s still kind of been a total pervert lately and stuff and today, after telling him to fuck off God knows how many times, I sorta kinda maybe slapped him.
He kinda deserve it…
Hell you should have slapped him with the initial lap dance inquiry.